“Do you have a death wish?” – the fiery remark that the delegate of China addressed to the delegate of Italy in this morning’s conference: a conference that would undoubtedly be remembered by the delegates. The chaotic sessions were marked by French President Emmanuel Macron’s atrocious holding for ransom as in an unexpected turn from yesterday’s calm debate, armed conflict arose between numerous countries rapidly spread across Central Africa, Western Europe and countries in the European Union.

A full-blown crisis instantaneously ensnared the whole discussion as the beloved president of France was seized by the Chinese government. As the clock struck 11:30 AM, the leader of France was declared captured by Chinese forces in hopes to force France to allow African countries to let go of the CFA franc.

Immediately, countries from as far as Italy and Senegal fell under agreement to put economic sanctions in place, pulling the plug on the entirety of Chinese banks and businesses. 

In the wake of the Mali delegation considering violence an acceptable instrument against illegal actions allegedly occurring in their country at the behest of France, Chinese diplomats declined the repeated demands of holding tete-a-tete discussions between one another. After countless disputes shifting from delegation to delegation, the Moroccan delegation suddenly made their stance clear and proclaimed that they would remain neutral given that they had strong bonds both with France and China. They stated that any form of military action was ‘impossible to performt’.

Thereafter, the UK was obliged to send troops in Senegal in the hopes of defending them – being a member of NATO, it was certainly a surprising move as this would place them outside of NATO protection for this conflict . Yet this act was to lead to many side effects; not only had Ghana withdrawn from the collaboration with China, but bonds between the delegations of China and Mali tightened, as the Chinese government sent financial aid to Mali worth one billion dollars; Côte d’Ivoire declared war against Mali, as both theirs and China’s assets were frozen, aligning themselves with the Italian policy of sending a military attache in several locations, including Central Africa, and their navy in parts of the mediterranean ocean. 

From then on, the dispute only worsened; the French Republic captured the president of Chad as the UN considered enforcing an embargo on trade with Chinese military forces, as the series of daring, bold, and even careless acts of China truly began. China not only declared war on France and Italy, inducing fear and infuriating the governments of those countries, but with those supporting them as well, bombing the Eiffel Tower and the Roman Colesseum. As an act of pressure and financial fear, Morocco ultimately sided with the Chinese due to feeling threatened.

On the other hand, the opposing alliances with Senegal decided to invade Mali, instantly joining the combat.

Delegates of Libya then sided with the other countries that took military action, sending troops over to Senegal and China, as military aid to the former and aiming to destroy the Great Wall of China for the latter. As the UK sent ten thousand troops over to France as a precaution, along with Cote d’Ivoire whose ten thousand troops were deployed to fight against China, they were joined by over ten million citizens enrolling in the army. Italy then sided with them as the delegates called upon the Italian Mafia to infiltrate the Chinese government with intentions to assassinate the president, Xi Jinping. This then caused the Chinese president to go into hiding, as an act of cowardice and immatureness in refusing to deal with the situation. Chad and Algeria stated that they were with France in this conflict as all Chinese diplomats present in the United Nations were being withdrawn, while eleven thousand more troops had been sent to Senegal – including humanitarian support – in hopes to fight in the ongoing conflict.

“We kindly want to say, Italy, go home!” The delegate of Mali protested, as Italians began intervening with their government.

Further updates continued flooding over one another, as protests in Mali overthrew the government and France offered financial support to several African states that had been affected by China’s negligent and vain acts.

Fortunately, the whole dispute simmered down and countries fell into tacit agreement as soon as the president from France was spotted feasting on a generous dinner at a restaurant in the Maldives.

“Do you have a death wish?” – the fiery remark that the delegate of China addressed to the delegate of Italy in this morning’s conference: a conference that would undoubtedly be remembered by the delegates. The chaotic sessions were marked by French President Emmanuel Macron’s atrocious holding for ransom as in an unexpected turn from yesterday’s calm debate, armed conflict arose between numerous countries rapidly spread across Central Africa, Western Europe and countries in the European Union.

A full-blown crisis instantaneously ensnared the whole discussion as the beloved president of France was seized by the Chinese government. As the clock struck 11:30 AM, the leader of France was declared captured by Chinese forces in hopes to force France to allow African countries to let go of the CFA franc.

Immediately, countries from as far as Italy and Senegal fell under agreement to put economic sanctions in place, pulling the plug on the entirety of Chinese banks and businesses. 

In the wake of the Mali delegation considering violence an acceptable instrument against illegal actions allegedly occurring in their country at the behest of France, Chinese diplomats declined the repeated demands of holding tete-a-tete discussions between one another. After countless disputes shifting from delegation to delegation, the Moroccan delegation suddenly made their stance clear and proclaimed that they would remain neutral given that they had strong bonds both with France and China. They stated that any form of military action was ‘impossible to performt’.

Thereafter, the UK was obliged to send troops in Senegal in the hopes of defending them – being a member of NATO, it was certainly a surprising move as this would place them outside of NATO protection for this conflict . Yet this act was to lead to many side effects; not only had Ghana withdrawn from the collaboration with China, but bonds between the delegations of China and Mali tightened, as the Chinese government sent financial aid to Mali worth one billion dollars; Côte d’Ivoire declared war against Mali, as both theirs and China’s assets were frozen, aligning themselves with the Italian policy of sending a military attache in several locations, including Central Africa, and their navy in parts of the mediterranean ocean. 

From then on, the dispute only worsened; the French Republic captured the president of Chad as the UN considered enforcing an embargo on trade with Chinese military forces, as the series of daring, bold, and even careless acts of China truly began. China not only declared war on France and Italy, inducing fear and infuriating the governments of those countries, but with those supporting them as well, bombing the Eiffel Tower and the Roman Colesseum. As an act of pressure and financial fear, Morocco ultimately sided with the Chinese due to feeling threatened.

On the other hand, the opposing alliances with Senegal decided to invade Mali, instantly joining the combat.

Delegates of Libya then sided with the other countries that took military action, sending troops over to Senegal and China, as military aid to the former and aiming to destroy the Great Wall of China for the latter. As the UK sent ten thousand troops over to France as a precaution, along with Cote d’Ivoire whose ten thousand troops were deployed to fight against China, they were joined by over ten million citizens enrolling in the army. Italy then sided with them as the delegates called upon the Italian Mafia to infiltrate the Chinese government with intentions to assassinate the president, Xi Jinping. This then caused the Chinese president to go into hiding, as an act of cowardice and immatureness in refusing to deal with the situation. Chad and Algeria stated that they were with France in this conflict as all Chinese diplomats present in the United Nations were being withdrawn, while eleven thousand more troops had been sent to Senegal – including humanitarian support – in hopes to fight in the ongoing conflict.

“We kindly want to say, Italy, go home!” The delegate of Mali protested, as Italians began intervening with their government.

Further updates continued flooding over one another, as protests in Mali overthrew the government and France offered financial support to several African states that had been affected by China’s negligent and vain acts.

Fortunately, the whole dispute simmered down and countries fell into tacit agreement as soon as our French president was spotted feasting on a generous dinner at a restaurant in the Maldives.

By Sonia, writing for Le Figaro